My BUTT doesn't fit into the bucket.

I saw this can lying around in some alley and did what most normal people would do. I tried to put my BUTT into it. It didn't fit, is my butt too big? Is this can too small? Is the can for butts for children, midgets, or small animals? I couldn't figure it out.

What does this have to do with soccer? I'm glad you asked. If you notice the position I am in, you'll see that my thighs are parallel with the ground while my upper torso and shins are all vertical. My back is being supported by the wall, but if you try to maintain this position for an extended period of time you will feel the burn. It makes your legs stronger. Making you a better athlete is the great game of soccer.

No seriously I just was feeling giddy when I saw this can and the first thing I thought of was "Butts" and when I'm giddy I'm silly so I told my friend to take the picture so I could make someone laugh. Now if you’re laughing at the Butts can and my butt hovering over it - cool. If you’re laughing at me because I'm just silly, crazy, insane, stupid, a moron, etc, etc. then that's cool too. I just like to make people laugh.