Soccer is great...

..it can inspire people to feel young again.

A striptease by 72-year-old actress Sofia Loren could be one of the more outrageous ways that Napoli fans will celebrate if the team is promoted to the Italian top flight this season. Loren, a movie sex siren from the 1950s and 1960s, is a big fan of the Naples club who have fallen on hard times since winning their first Italian championship 20 years ago. "I hope that Napoli win these last few games. You watch if we go up I will do a striptease," she told Gazzetta dello Sport in an interview Tuesday. "The fans have a total passion, the city deserves promotion." By buddy then also reminded me that she's the hottest 72 year old. What I would give to be in Naples when they, I mean, should they get promoted to Serie A. I don't want to jinx them. Not because I want to see Sofia Loren strip, because I want to party with all the twenty something girls that will do more than just strip.

..it can be played by anyone

This guy is having so much fun playing soccer. If he was playing football he'd be a lineman, forget hockey. Do you think he has any vertical leap for basketball? I'm sure he could play other sports but he's definitely having the best time playing Soccer.

..It can be played anywhere

Beach soccer is great because there are girls in bikini's there! You can go to any spot on this earth and play soccer. Do you think you can go to a remote place and find a basketball hoop? I don't think so. I'd love to see a Jamaican Ice Hockey team in the Olympics. And then the coach, for the movie, could be played by Adam Sandler.

..It can be used to explain science and things from out of this world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11

http://history.nasa.gov/alsj/a11/images11.html

The links are there for your reference not soccer related but this image is ALL soccer.... It's what the astronauts did once they landed on the moon. The soccer field is UNIVERSAL and used to compare the area that they covered while on the moon. I think they (NASA) did it because they are all rocket scientist and know that Soccer is awesome. Plus intelligent life from outer space play Soccer. FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) just announced that they are joining FUFA (Fédération Universe de Football Association) and sending ITALY (current World Champions) to represent Earth FC in the Universe Cup.

..Sex, porn, and hot chicks!

Is there such a thing as a Baseball Mom or Basketball Mom? Or any other sport Mom? Nope, because they are ugly. But there are a few porn sites all about Soccer Moms, because they are all HOT! I'm not gonna give you links to them because I don't know them. I also know that Soccer Chicks are hot! WAG's (Wife's and Girlfriends) are always HOT. Do you think that the female Aliens will be hot? Imagine at the Universal Cup all those hot aliens! OK that was a little wired let's just stick to humans like Heather Mills. Yeah she's HOT.

http://www.heathermitts.com/gallery_model.htm

So I gave you a bunch of reasons why soccer is great, I hope you all agree and convert from your other sports. I almost forgot to let out a huge secret. The S in ESPN stands for Soccer (Entertainment and Soccer Programming Network). Same with the S in Adidas (All Day I Dream About Soccer)